look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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