i may or may not be watching the land before time
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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