worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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