Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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