Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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