He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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