So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Say something about gay babies.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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