On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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