see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
