How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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