it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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