You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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