Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
How does it feel to date your dad?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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