that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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