so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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