Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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