What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
