pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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