I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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