i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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