I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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