My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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