Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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