Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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