You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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