Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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