apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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