It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
