I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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