i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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