He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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