is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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