Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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