It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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