I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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