nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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