I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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