Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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