its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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