office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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