Moan for me like Helen Keller
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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