Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Found the puke drawer
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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