SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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