Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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