I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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