I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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