think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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