therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
All the doctor said was why
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
