3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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