yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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