My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Me too!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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