Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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